Cults are not always sinister. Similarly, cult leaders are not always manipulative sociopaths. Sometimes, all they need is one deluded man. August Engelhardt, born with a silver spoon, was many things, and one of them was delusional, something he shared with other cults and their leaders. You might wonder the peculiarities of Engelhardt’s delusion. It is nothing other than the obsessive yet interesting relationship he developed with the fruit with one of the hardest shells. This is a man that decided to give everything up for a life of nudity and a diet consisting of nothing other than coconuts.
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Josh:and we
Josh:are talking more German stuff today,
John:Oh my God.
Josh:but before we dive into it, how does it feel to be back in recording episodes again?
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John:That was rusty.
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Patrick:try,
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Josh:before we move on, I have to ask you guys a quick question.
Josh:How do you guys feel about coconut?
Video:I,
Patrick:I don't mind.
Patrick:I'm actually actually like
Patrick:coconuts a lot.
John:I
John:do love him
John:as well.
Patrick:I'm an
Patrick:island boy.
Josh:Oh God.
Josh:We're canceled.
Josh:Um, to wait
Josh:to talk on
Josh:that subject.
Josh:The reason I ask
Josh:is because today we are going to
Josh:be talking about one man, August Engelhard who started the coconut
Josh:cult.
Patrick:I guess
Patrick:I was just
Patrick:going to ask is there coconuts in Germany.
Josh:Uh
John:I think it's a more of a tropical thing.
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:he moves.
Patrick:Got it.
Josh:No, he doesn't.
Josh:he doesn't start it
Josh:in
Josh:Germany.
Josh:That would be weird.
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:Inglehart delusions led him to and obsessive, relationship with the fruit with the hardest shell.
Josh:this man
Josh:decided to give,
John:is
Patrick:is literally
Patrick:literally coconuts.
Patrick:I thought it was
Patrick:just like, a, I dunno,
John:Is
John:there
John:going to be
John:some
John:freaky
John:shit
John:involving
Josh:just, I
Josh:was
Josh:literally just about to get into
Josh:the freaky shit.
Josh:So this man decides to give up everything for a life of nudity and a diet consisting, nothing other than coconuts
John:Oh,
Josh:they're
Josh:hanging
Patrick:hanging free, free balling
Josh:free books.
Josh:Um,
John:what I'm not case, right, My gosh.
Patrick:there you go.
Josh:I got
Josh:it.
Josh:in.
Josh:You got the pun in.
Josh:So
Josh:do you love coconuts that much,
Josh:Patrick,
Patrick:No,
Josh:lose
Josh:your clothes and eat nothing but coconuts?
Patrick:that can't be
Patrick:healthy
Josh:No.
Video:Oh,
John:Right.
Josh:There's
Josh:a, yeah, there's probably
Josh:some some issues
Josh:with that that we may get into
John:Hey, coconut
John:juice is
John:fire
John:though.
Patrick:Yeah.
Patrick:I was going to say it has a lot
Patrick:of
Patrick:electrolytes, right?
John:Yes.
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:I think it does.
Josh:I actually don't like coconut,
Josh:more
Josh:of
Josh:the texture than the flavor,
Josh:like
Video:He's
Patrick:not an island.
Patrick:Boy.
John:Is it too spicy for you, Josh?
Josh:yeah.
Josh:It's too
Josh:spicy.
Josh:No,
Josh:I just
Josh:don't like, like the texture of coconut, like when
Josh:you eat
Josh:it.
Josh:it's like the, yeah.
Josh:I just,
Josh:I don't
Josh:know.
Josh:I'm, I'm
Josh:a real texture person when it comes to foods.
Josh:So,
Patrick:Well, have you
Patrick:had,
Patrick:like, what do you call that shit?
Patrick:Uh, John, like before it becomes the brown.
Patrick:coconut
Patrick:Where it still has the, it's not as the green on it, you know,
John:yay.
John:I then.
Patrick:guess
Patrick:young coconut
John:That actually.
John:Yeah.
John:It's
Patrick:That's what it's
Patrick:all right.
John:called young
Josh:tasted
Josh:young coconuts.
Josh:No.
Patrick:Oh, well,
John:Oh yes.
Patrick:no, but it's a lot
Patrick:softer.
Patrick:It's
Patrick:a lot softer.
John:You don't like you don't like the white meat.
John:You don't like that white meat, dosh inside.
Josh:nah, No, it's
Josh:not, not for me.
Josh:And I
Josh:don't know,
Josh:like coconut juice is fine.
Josh:I don't mind it.
Josh:It's just the
Josh:actual
Josh:texture of the food.
Josh:Yeah,
Patrick:I get
Patrick:it.
John:see it.
Josh:But,
Josh:with,
Josh:with, that setup out of the way, let's dive into August angle hard, and his background.
Josh:So August Inglehart was born in Nuremberg
Josh:in 1875 to a wealthy factory
Josh:owner and specialized, manufacturer of varnish and
Josh:paints.
Josh:this led me to believe he may be huffed a bit too
Josh:much
Josh:of that
Josh:before.
Josh:uh,
Video:German.
Josh:yeah.
Josh:Nuremberg.
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:He's from Germany.
John:Oh
John:shit.
Josh:yeah.
John:Yes.
Josh:no.
Josh:Yeah, he is.
Josh:He is German nut.
Josh:I wasn't kidding.
Josh:I said we were going to German to
Josh:Germany
Josh:today.
John:joking.
Josh:according
Josh:to several accounts, he had a decent childhood, albeit subsequent complaints of, abuse and self-doubt, which, you know, in 1875, I think abuse was pretty prominent in the households.
Josh:So nothing out of the ordinary necessarily.
Josh:angle worked as a pharmacy assistant, before his, early pharmacy apprenticeship, he enrolled at
Josh:our launcher university to study physics and chemistry.
Josh:Of course, he
Josh:completed his studies and landed job as a pharmacist.
Josh:And soon enough, He became interested in
Josh:health.
Josh:He later
Josh:abandoned pharmacy in 1899 to join young born or the fountain of youth.
Josh:uh, reformed community in
Josh:Germans.
Josh:Harz
Josh:mountains founded by brothers ate off just, and Rudolph just
Josh:different,
Josh:different
Josh:aid off
Josh:different
Patrick:There's
Patrick:something about
Patrick:these Adolfs
Patrick:man.
John:This
John:is just coincidental,
John:man.
Josh:Always start
Josh:and shit.
Josh:This one,
Patrick:Hey,
Patrick:note to self
Patrick:don't name, your kid.
Patrick:ate off
Josh:that's
Josh:a good call, especially nowadays, this was before Adolf Hitler.
Josh:So, you know, 1899.
Josh:I don't even think
Josh:he might not have even been born by.
Josh:Oh, he might've been
Josh:born, but, uh, Yeah.
Josh:So
Josh:don't,
Josh:don't, do it now for sure.
Josh:so the, the fountain of
Josh:youth, community
Josh:was,
Josh:based on a principle of vegetarianism and nudism
John:Mm.
Video:his,
Josh:his his interest
Josh:in healthy lifestyle could be linked to a group of German writers and philosophers delusioned with Victorian era Europe,
Josh:such as Gustov check-in Heizer.
Josh:author of
Josh:bust and broad
John:That sounds like a porn title.
John:Oh, busty broad
Josh:uh,
John:categories.
John:I be looking
John:into
John:man
Patrick:page 48,
John:Can't make up my mind.
John:Very nice.
Josh:so, uh, this, uh, Gustaf
Josh:was also
Josh:interested in Coco verism, which was developed in
Josh:the United States.
Josh:It led
Josh:him to readily absorb the lessons in nature and natural food
Josh:sources.
Patrick:First, I
Patrick:got, like you said,
Patrick:voyeurism,
John:That's what I was.
John:I was like,
Patrick:called a cup of water.
Patrick:Okay.
John:I was thinking, watching someone,
Josh:No, no, no, it
Josh:doesn't.
Josh:It
Josh:doesn't get
Josh:that.
Josh:weird.
John:if Josh looks back on the video.
John:He's going to see us, bro.
John:We were like, yo, is he watching someone?
John:Fuck a go.
Josh:Not
John:he fucking a coconut?
John:Ron?
John:He's just watching.
Josh:it's a
Josh:Wilson situation.
Patrick:yeah, exactly.
John:God.
Patrick:he said Coco voyeurism.
Patrick:I was like,
Patrick:what
John:It's the same way,
Josh:Coco voyeurism.
Josh:I, I guess,
Josh:yeah.
Patrick:know why.
Video:oh
John:Holy shit.
Josh:oh God.
Josh:so these intellectuals founded the movement on the premise that man should live closer to nature,
Josh:eat strict vegetarian diets
Josh:and refrain from tobacco and alcohol.
Josh:So I mean, pretty good
Josh:principles.
Josh:You know, like if you cut a little bit, some, some meat out of your diet eat more vegetables.
Josh:You'll
Josh:probably
Josh:live a healthier
Josh:life, especially if you don't smoke and
Josh:drink alcohol that
Josh:might help,
Josh:upon interacting with early,
Josh:frugivores
Josh:proponents of fruit only diets.
Josh:He pushed their beliefs even further affirming that the world's population could survive on nothing, but the
Josh:coconut,
Josh:a food source,
Josh:he filled with divine attributes since I grew closer to the sun than any
Josh:other fruit,
Josh:which
Josh:I don't know if that's true,
Josh:Like
John:They're pretty tall trees,
John:though.
Josh:I guess
Josh:That's
Josh:true.
John:oh,
Patrick:think banana trees are pretty short.
Patrick:I think at least the ones
Patrick:I've seen.
Patrick:in the Philippines.
Patrick:I don't know,
Josh:You might be
Josh:onto something.
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:The coconut might be
Josh:the tallest tree
Josh:that
John:I was going to bring a Philippines too,
John:because actually one of the
John:strongest liquor in the Philippines is actually coconut.
John:is coconut
John:liquor, right.
John:Lumbar
John:nug,
Patrick:Already called that shit.
Patrick:Yeah, I guess.
Patrick:coconut.
Patrick:Yeah.
Patrick:Coconut
John:That's like pure buck in
John:death.
John:it's worse than
Josh:90 9%.
Patrick:Yeah, and
Patrick:I It's probably like 90, 90%
Josh:Holy shit.
John:bad.
Patrick:can see the vapors coming off of it.
Patrick:Let's just say that.
John:That's how
John:crazy
John:it
Josh:You
Josh:sniff
Josh:it and you get drunk.
Patrick:probably.
Josh:Oh
John:Lip.
John:I was,
John:I was going to comment about this to Josh.
John:Like I think this was on your Scientology episode.
John:You did mention that a lot of the cult
John:leaders have something to do
John:with,
John:or
John:a lot of them has a scientific background.
John:Like you said,
John:he was a
Video:chemist.
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:I wouldn't say like, there are some for sure that
Josh:have it.
Josh:I think it's either one or the other.
Josh:They're either very smart people or they're
Josh:very dumb
Josh:people.
John:Ah, There's
John:nothing
John:in
Patrick:in between
Josh:well,
Josh:the Antell guy was
Josh:an idiot.
Josh:He
John:fit both criteria
John:is holy fuck.
Josh:And
Josh:you're starting a
Josh:call.
Josh:Tell
Josh:God
Patrick:the ultimate Colt.
John:Yes.
Josh:dummies,
John:Colton almost spin off the ultimate network,
Josh:the
Josh:voyeurism.
Video:Whoa.
Josh:though
Josh:it's
Josh:unknown.
Josh:What
Josh:prompted him to go so far with his ideas?
Josh:He felt the fruit might provide more than just sustenance.
Josh:He believed
Josh:it could provide eternal life.
Josh:Inglehart wrote that naked, Coco,
Josh:Coco.
Josh:Verism not going to
Josh:say it
Josh:wrong now
Josh:every time,
Josh:uh,
Josh:uh, is God's will and pure coconut diet makes man a mortal and
Josh:United with
Josh:God.
Josh:So quite a, quite a
Josh:claim.
Josh:Inglehart believed that if we all dedicated our lives to coconuts and sunlight, The trappings
Josh:of civilization, clothing, cities, power structures would
Josh:be
Josh:erratic.
Josh:and Mann would live in warrantless, tranquility
Josh:forever.
Josh:Inglehart observed that with its physical shape and furry shell, the coconut is
Josh:the fruit that most
Josh:closely
Josh:resembles the human head
Josh:as a result.
Josh:It is
Josh:the best fruit
Josh:for human consumption.
Josh:So he might have had some cannibalism
Patrick:Yeah.
Patrick:right.
Josh:Why
Josh:would you
Josh:look at
Josh:something and say, that looks like a human
Josh:head.
Josh:I
Josh:know I
Josh:won't eat that.
Patrick:I
Patrick:want to live off of that.
Video:I
Josh:I won't
Josh:eat
Josh:nothing
Josh:but that
Josh:because it looks
Josh:like humans.
Josh:add,
Josh:to him, coconuts are vegetable
Josh:human heads
Josh:and are the only
Josh:proper human nourishment.
Josh:We can expect God to make our food in the shape of our heads, Ingle hearts.
John:Very sus
Josh:yeah, he's a
Josh:wild dude.
Josh:through a
Josh:gospel titled at carefree future, he preached that this belief publicly in places like.
Josh:Nuremberg
Josh:and other
Josh:big cities in Germany, but it was received with a show of ridicule.
Josh:this is Hitler
Josh:all over again.
Patrick:Yeah.
Patrick:And what was the, what was the, um, instrument
Video:that
John:Viola.
Josh:That's what
John:and fucking August?
Patrick:Oh yeah, I guess it was really good at the Viola.
Josh:if you've take one
Josh:thing away from my show, it's a
Josh:white males from Germany
Josh:are
Josh:Very uh, fragile,
Josh:Don't
Video:secure.
John:Exactly.
Josh:don't criticize them too
Josh:harshly.
Josh:or
Josh:It's taught.
Josh:It's not good.
John:They
John:might rise
John:to power
John:and get naked.
Josh:Or get
Josh:naked.
Josh:It's one or
Josh:the
Josh:other
Video:again,
Patrick:extremes, no in-betweens.
John:no
John:Invisiline.
John:Exactly.
Josh:So he was hounded out and publicly mocked for
Josh:his odd
Josh:views and insane notions.
Josh:Unfortunately, the
Josh:young born was
Josh:eventually disbanded due to legal issues stemming from the practice of nudism, which was deemed unlawful
Josh:and unethical.
Josh:Adolf just
Josh:was in prison for after being convicted of elicit naturopathic practices.
Josh:He
Josh:had
Josh:a large
Josh:beard and didn't
Josh:wear
Josh:a lot of clothing.
Josh:Both
Josh:characteristics presented him as a
Josh:hippie and an ultra
Josh:stodgy
Josh:European culture.
Josh:The, These experiences are
Josh:believed to have driven Inglehart to a location free of European restraints and norms, where he might fulfill his ideals about natural life.
Josh:Inglehart was a member of the Monte
Josh:virtue
Josh:movement
Josh:as well.
Patrick:Yeah, I like it.
Patrick:All I can picture is with a beard, like his beard is long enough to like
Josh:cover
Josh:it.
Patrick:come in the front.
Josh:that'd be
Josh:bad
Josh:ass.
Patrick:actually.
Patrick:Yeah.
Patrick:He's like, I'm not nude.
Josh:yeah.
Josh:He's like,
Josh:I'm covered where I need to be.
John:I
John:can
John:I can definitely see, a fan art making this.
John:I dunno if
John:you know your paintings,
John:like the Primavera where her hair
John:was
John:like super long And
John:instead of a shell, it's a coconut
John:of this dude.
Josh:it's
Josh:so long.
Josh:It's
Josh:so
Josh:long.
Josh:it goes
Josh:underneath his
Josh:legs
Josh:back around, and
Patrick:It's a banana
Josh:it.
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:he
Josh:makes a
Josh:ponytail
Josh:covers
Josh:both sides.
John:Isn't
John:Germany cold as fuck sometimes.
John:And this dude started a nudist kind of calling
John:me
Josh:Uh, Germany's not too bad.
Josh:Like
Josh:they're,
Josh:it's a,
Josh:it's a fairly warm,
Josh:uh, climate.
Josh:I mean, if you go north,
Josh:I'm sure it's
Josh:a little
Josh:colder, but.
Josh:Yeah, I don't
Josh:know.
Josh:Do You want me to look up the
Josh:average
Josh:temperature
Josh:of Germany in
Josh:the
Josh:winter
John:I mean,
John:just curious, like
John:I
Patrick:negative 30 degrees
Josh:and
Josh:the
John:degrees in
John:a pool is
John:enough for shrinkage.
John:Just saying
Josh:Uh,
Josh:1.8 degrees
Josh:Celsius.
John:What
John:the
John:fuck is that?
John:It's
John:say it in
Josh:one
Video:point
Patrick:It's like
Patrick:35
Patrick:degrees.
Josh:Fahrenheit,
Josh:I think.
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:You're actually
Josh:banging on that
Josh:is 35.2, four
Josh:degrees
John:That's that?
John:You
John:said,
John:that's that's the
Patrick:that class, bro, I went to that class
Video:that's
Josh:to that.
Josh:Cause
Josh:that's the average in, in winter.
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:That's not
Josh:too bad.
John:That's cool as shit.
Patrick:He's from Canada,
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:Ken is below zero.
Josh:So
Patrick:We're
Patrick:from San Diego.
Josh:It's
Josh:in the
Josh:middle,
Josh:you know,
Josh:it's
Josh:not
Patrick:We're 50 is freezing.
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:Maybe
Josh:they
Josh:put on clothes
Josh:during
Josh:the winter.
Josh:You
Josh:never know.
Video:Then
John:breaking
John:the law.
John:of there, their little
John:Colt
Josh:That's true.
Patrick:Hey Josh, is there, uh, like nude beaches in Canada?
Patrick:I dunno.
Josh:There is
Josh:actually,
Josh:there was
Josh:one in my
Josh:hometown, that
Josh:I think
Josh:got shut
Josh:down because
Josh:the
Josh:guy ran.
Josh:It
Josh:was crazy.
Patrick:guy that ran, it was crazy
Josh:yeah,
Josh:He
Josh:was nuts.
Josh:Uh, he drove like a, a tractor or
Josh:something
Josh:at police
Josh:cars.
Josh:I don't know.
Josh:It was
Josh:it
Josh:was a whole story.
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:He
Josh:was nuts
John:showing it to them.
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:Showing
Josh:them, showing them
Josh:something.
Patrick:Hey John, have you have you been uh, the
Patrick:bike beach out here.
Patrick:I've never
Patrick:been,
John:I've passed by it, but I've
John:never liked actually been
Patrick:okay.
Patrick:I
Patrick:heard it was just a bunch of old guys,
Josh:John's
Josh:just like I
Josh:have
Josh:binoculars
Josh:that I,
Josh:I
John:I
Patrick:I
Patrick:don't go in it.
Patrick:I just look,
Josh:yeah, I just, I just observe.
John:I want to say,
John:when I went to Amalfi coast in Italy, I want to say I did see some naked people
John:go there,
John:which
John:is what I was
John:like.
John:this is very weird.
John:There's
John:children.
John:around
Josh:Yeah, that's
Josh:a different culture
Josh:over there.
Josh:There, they
Josh:definitely have more nude beaches,
Josh:in
Josh:France, for
Josh:sure.
Josh:I
Josh:don't know about
Patrick:and
Patrick:I didn't like shaving.
Patrick:Right.
Patrick:Am I, am I making
Josh:Uh, yeah, I think
Josh:some European
Josh:cultures.
Josh:Yeah, they don't, they don't shave
Josh:as much
Josh:the
Josh:women
Josh:anyway,
John:shout out.
John:Manscape what's
John:up?
Patrick:a sponsor, the
Josh:yet.
Patrick:sponsor,
Patrick:the sponsor, the whole country, please.
John:Yes,
Video:it's
Josh:The country
Josh:Germany
Josh:sponsored
Josh:by
Josh:manscaped.
Patrick:brought to you by Medscape
John:Use promo code
Patrick:9 9, 9.
Patrick:Oh no, no, no,
Patrick:no.
Video:9,
John:9%.
Josh:Oh,
Patrick:Jeremy
John:Yeah.
Patrick:us.
John:And it's okay.
John:It's not
John:our show,
Josh:It's not.
Josh:Yeah,
Josh:it's
Josh:all good.
Josh:it's
Josh:all good.
Josh:We're moving.
Josh:We're moving from Germany though.
Josh:Cause uh,
Josh:in 1902
Josh:August set off from Germany with a bag full of books and an
Josh:unusual mission
John:Did you come
John:August.
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:His
Josh:name's August.
John:Oh, Isn't that the
John:guy named from Hitler to
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:It was
Josh:his buddy.
Josh:Oh shit.
Patrick:Yeah,
Patrick:John, there's only three names in Germany.
Patrick:That's why
John:Adolf August?
John:What
John:else?
Josh:Those
Josh:are the
Josh:only
Josh:ones.
Josh:Yeah.
John:Oh shit.
Josh:Oh God.
Josh:yeah,
Josh:I didn't make that
Josh:connection, but
Josh:damn,
Josh:if you
Josh:have
Josh:listened
Josh:to our
Josh:Hitler
Josh:episode,
Josh:there was
Josh:a lot
Josh:of connections to it.
Josh:I did not realize
John:That's his friend,
Josh:it's.
Josh:Yeah, it's
Josh:just
Josh:foreshadowing for what
Josh:to go.
John:as
John:long as
John:he uses long
John:as pubes and beard as the Viola now,
Josh:oh
Patrick:uh,
Josh:Good.
Josh:So, his new, he
Josh:was set off on his
Josh:new mission to construct a
Josh:new edit Nick, ordered on
Josh:the sun drenched coast
Josh:of Papa
Josh:new Guinea.
Josh:He believed paradise existed somewhere around
Josh:the
Josh:equator.
Josh:And
Josh:the
Josh:way to
Josh:happiness
Josh:was simple.
Josh:Abandoned your world.
Josh:Belongings traveled to
Josh:a tropical
Josh:island, become a nudist and
Josh:eat
Josh:only coconuts.
Patrick:Hey,
Patrick:sounds like plan to me.
Josh:That's what
Josh:I always say.
Patrick:Yeah, Exactly.
Josh:so
Josh:in July, 1902 from the enormous fortune
Josh:inherited the 24 year old Engelhart embarked on a voyage via
Josh:the mail steamer,
Josh:empire
Josh:come
Josh:September of the same
Josh:year.
Josh:He arrived at German new Guinea.
Josh:In
Josh:the
Josh:Western
Josh:Pacific with his hopes of curating the ideal circumstances for conducting coconut eating and tropical living experiments, he purchased a 75 Hector coconut and
Josh:banana
Josh:plantation
Josh:on the
Josh:coral island
Josh:of
Josh:kickoff
Josh:con an island in
Josh:new Guinea
Josh:KubeCon
John:That sounds like
John:the next sounds like the next COVID variant
Josh:now introducing
Josh:Kaaba con
Josh:more infectious, more deadly.
Josh:Uh,
John:It's good to have
Patrick:Contracted
Patrick:by eating.
Patrick:Aw, man.
John:go nuts.
Patrick:Beat me to it.
John:I
John:was thinking,
John:it
Josh:oh
Josh:God.
Josh:So he
Josh:has
Josh:bananas on
Josh:his plan
Josh:too,
Josh:but I
Josh:imagine he
Josh:just
Josh:cut them
Josh:down and
Josh:put
Josh:more coconut
Josh:trees.
Josh:It's
Josh:like, we
Josh:don't
Josh:eat
Josh:fucking bananas.
Josh:so as the
Josh:sole
Josh:white guy,
Josh:among 40 Malaysians, he erected a three-bedroom cottage on
Josh:KubeCon
Josh:and
Josh:began
Josh:practicing
Josh:his ideals
Josh:of
Josh:living
Josh:close to nature.
Josh:He stopped wearing clothes and live solely on a vegetarian diet consisted primarily of coconuts.
Josh:So he probably
Josh:still indulged in
Josh:bananas,
Josh:you
Josh:know?
Patrick:Okay.
Josh:so
Patrick:Two Coke, two coconuts and one banana.
Patrick:I don't know.
Patrick:That's a well rounded, well rounded
John:Yeah.
John:Well rounded meal.
John:Yeah, something,
Josh:them
Josh:up.
Josh:A coconut
Josh:banana
Josh:coconut.
Josh:on his plate.
Patrick:It has to be in that order.
Patrick:you
Josh:This
Josh:is all, I
Josh:need.
John:something
John:about the
John:word erected and a nudist colony.
John:Just doesn't sit
John:well with
John:me
Video:coconuts and
Patrick:bananas
John:and coconuts and bananas.
John:Yes.
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:There's a
Josh:lot
Josh:of
Josh:innuendos in this
Josh:script.
Josh:Uh,
Josh:so he
Josh:constructed
Josh:a
Josh:philosophy based on
Josh:the belief
Josh:that the sun is the fundamental
Josh:source of
Josh:all life.
Josh:And that because of the coconut is this fruit that glows grows closest to the light.
Josh:It
Josh:must be the best diet
Josh:for humans.
Josh:This viewpoint is known as
Josh:Coco verism,
Josh:which we
Josh:talked about
Josh:Culminated
Josh:Inglehart his claims that
Josh:persistent intake
Josh:of coconut leads to
Josh:mortality.
Josh:Inglehart also traded coconuts, dried
Josh:coconuts, and coconut
Josh:oil
Josh:for a living.
Josh:he chose a coconut
Josh:mano diet after
Josh:suffering from an ulcer on his right leg, blaming tropical fruits for his ailment.
Josh:So he
Josh:blamed the banana.
John:fucking bananas.
Patrick:That's for me,
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:All I
Josh:need
Josh:is nuts.
Josh:Uh,
Josh:as
Josh:social beings, men
Josh:are always in need
Josh:of humans
Josh:for companionship.
Josh:And Inglehart, wasn't
Josh:an
Josh:exception in
Josh:this regard,
Josh:despite migrating with about
Josh:1200 books,
Josh:he urged,
Josh:to create a community
Josh:of similar
Josh:minds and
Josh:practices.
Josh:Inglehart
Josh:curated a cult out of his fledgling movement
Josh:called, Sada, Nord and or
Josh:order of the son started Orrin Norton.
Josh:We'll go with that.
Josh:I meant
Josh:to
Josh:look up
Josh:how to pronounce it
Josh:and
Josh:I never actually did.
Josh:So
Patrick:So
Patrick:send a noted.
Josh:send
Josh:a
Josh:note and
Josh:yeah, We're
Josh:going
Josh:to go with the order, the
Josh:sun.
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:It's much
Josh:easier or core Coco
Josh:verism.
Josh:his brand new
Josh:religion was
Josh:based on
Josh:sun worship, not just
Josh:the sun,
Josh:but also the sun's earthly
Josh:representation,
Josh:which he
Josh:instantly
Josh:recognized as the humble
Josh:coconut,
Josh:they
Josh:were
Josh:the same thing and
Josh:indivisible
Josh:in Einhard's thinking,
Josh:according to NPR, Iglehart
Josh:co-wrote a book called a carefree future, the new gospel
Josh:in 1898
Josh:to gain
Josh:adherence
Josh:together with his coauthor
Josh:August Beth
Josh:men.
Josh:So
Josh:there was two
Josh:August,
Josh:right in
Josh:that book.
John:God.
Josh:Patrick
Josh:is right.
Patrick:I'll tell you.
Patrick:There's
Patrick:only three names in Germany.
Patrick:bro.
Josh:Oh God.
Josh:He began producing advertising to be printed and distributed across Germany to
Josh:spread the news
Josh:about,
Josh:order
Josh:of the
Josh:sun, which promised ideal health and delightful
Josh:tropical
Josh:island
Josh:living.
Josh:angled hard urge people who wish to be part of his movement to relocate and dwell with him
Josh:on
Josh:the island.
Josh:The
Josh:cult's mode of operation was simple yet hard to understand
Josh:and even
Josh:more difficult
Josh:to adhere to.
Josh:ankle hurts.
Josh:Our
Josh:entire goal
Josh:was for people to return to the
Josh:natural
Josh:way of
Josh:doing things that
Josh:existed when
Josh:humans first lived in
Josh:the
Josh:garden
Josh:of Eden.
Josh:where you couldn't
Josh:eat an apple.
Josh:God
Josh:it
John:But you
John:can have
John:coconut.
Patrick:They
Patrick:never said anything about a coconut.
Josh:The snake
Josh:never said
Josh:anything about the coconut.
Josh:the restrictions were that you had to be
Josh:naked and
Josh:eat only coconuts.
Patrick:I
Patrick:have two simple rules.
Josh:I got
Josh:two rules
Josh:for you guys.
Josh:Be naked.
Josh:Eat these nuts
John:While
John:I watch
Josh:while I watch,
Josh:oh
Josh:God.
Josh:Oh.
Josh:So
Josh:the reason,
Josh:the reason
Josh:they were
Josh:naked,
Josh:they had to be naked is because the sun
Josh:was
Josh:supposed to heal individuals of any ailments.
Josh:Their
Josh:bodies might be
Josh:suffering
Josh:from
Josh:which
Josh:there is some
Josh:truth to this.
Josh:Like, uh, you know, vitamin D
Josh:that's what you get from the sun, right.
Josh:It's supposed to help heal
Josh:cuts, and
Josh:like you're supposed to heal faster once
Josh:when you get
Josh:received
Josh:more of it,
Patrick:totally from a certain time.
Patrick:Right?
John:you
John:can't be
Patrick:sun.
Patrick:I thought it was the morning sun only.
Josh:Hm.
John:You can't
John:be standing in the middle of the
John:sun, like
John:an at
John:noon.
John:Cause That's
John:like super
John:friggin.
John:Yeah.
Josh:What have you
Josh:live
Josh:in Canada
Josh:and the sun?
Josh:It's just,
Josh:it's
Josh:just always dreary
Josh:in the winter.
Patrick:You
Patrick:get the, you get, whatever you can get.
Josh:I get a cut in December.
Josh:It doesn't heal until June.
John:This will get
John:this.
John:This is what has to get sunny delight.
Josh:I
John:just to heal up.
Patrick:is always constantly D
Josh:I would
Josh:imagine,
Josh:so.
Josh:Yeah.
John:Oh, because he gives
John:vitamin D
John:you know damn well that shit don't got no vitamins in that
Patrick:I'll show her
John:Shit's all
John:sugar,
Josh:It's yeah.
Josh:It's
Josh:sugar,
Josh:a vitamin.
Josh:I don't know.
Patrick:vitamin
John:vitamin
John:water
John:says they're a vitamin water but they're getting
Josh:yet.
John:for,
Patrick:are
Patrick:they really?
Josh:Yeah.
John:I think so like
John:they're
John:getting in trouble
Patrick:because there's no vitamins in it.
John:there's
John:none.
Josh:They
Patrick:No, shut up,
John:Yeah.
John:dude.
John:I used
John:to drink
John:that shit
John:all the
John:time.
Patrick:recover, recover, recover flavor.
Patrick:I'm like, okay, this is going to help me
John:I'm like damn.
John:I'm drinking pomegranate with the triple
John:X.
John:I'm
John:like, oh, I'm so healthy.
John:And that's
John:I?
John:Yeah.
John:I'm like,
John:fuck
John:I feel bamboozled.
John:like
Patrick:I want to make a claim.
Patrick:Hold
Josh:That's
John:Joined in
John:that
Josh:yeah, I get
Josh:$20
Josh:back
Josh:or something
Patrick:They send you, they send you a lifetime supply.
Patrick:of
Patrick:vitamin
Video:Oh
Josh:fuck.
Josh:I don't know how we
Josh:got
Josh:there, but
Josh:sunny
Josh:D
Josh:the sun gives
Josh:you that.
Josh:So I
Patrick:no vitamins.
John:No vitamins.
John:Yes.
Josh:so aside from the coconut members of the sect were not permitted to consume any other
Josh:meals or
Josh:fruits.
Josh:In addition, Inglehart felt that marriage
Josh:should be abolished
Josh:and that people
Josh:should abandoned their
Josh:towns, cities, and garments
Josh:to return to
Josh:nature.
Josh:I
Josh:don't know
Josh:why
Josh:marriage
Josh:had to be
Josh:abolished,
Josh:but
Patrick:Yeah.
Patrick:What was.
Josh:honestly
Josh:like that is what every fucking caught leader does.
Josh:As soon
Josh:as they
Josh:get in
Josh:charge.
Josh:They're
Josh:like,
Josh:I don't
Josh:want you
Josh:guys married.
Josh:Like,
Josh:I don't understand.
Josh:They just it's like a
Josh:control
Josh:thing.
Josh:maybe
Josh:I don't know.
Josh:Or
Josh:you're
Patrick:they're
Patrick:trying to, you know, they're trying to,
Patrick:he's
Patrick:trying to get with all the women
Josh:no.
Josh:no.
Josh:He's like,
Josh:you
Josh:can
Josh:cut a
Josh:hole
Josh:in
Josh:the
Josh:coconut And
Josh:that
Josh:works
Josh:since.
John:Make
John:sure it's a mature coconut,
John:not the
John:young
John:one.
Josh:You
Patrick:like
Patrick:ladies.
Patrick:We have plenty of bananas too.
Patrick:We're done with the bananas.
John:Get
John:all
John:the much
John:from
John:there.
Josh:Oh
Josh:fuck.
Josh:so yeah,
Josh:it is just a weird thing.
Josh:They
Josh:call it leaders seem to
Josh:focus
Josh:on
Josh:his marriage.
Josh:I
Josh:don't,
Josh:it is
Josh:probably to
Josh:get with
Josh:the women
Josh:you're
Josh:probably
Josh:right.
Josh:Or just a power thing
Josh:to
Josh:be like,
Josh:they'll
Patrick:maybe it's to show.
Patrick:yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.
Patrick:Maybe to show how committed they are.
Patrick:to,
Josh:Yeah, you're,
Josh:if
Josh:you're, if you're willing to leave the person you love the most,
Josh:for me, that's
Josh:the highest form
Josh:of,
Josh:I don't know, devotion, I guess.
Patrick:Yeah.
Josh:makes
John:You
John:should,
John:You should
John:only be
John:married to the cause
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:And
Josh:coconuts.
John:and
Patrick:I mean coconuts.
Josh:So, So,
Josh:going
Josh:on this,
Josh:This, might flesh out the, uh, the theory a
Josh:bit
Josh:more.
Josh:So, they should
Josh:also dwell in the
Josh:tropics without
Josh:women
Josh:who
Josh:damaged the garden of
Josh:Eden, but
Josh:would not be able
Josh:to ruin angle
Josh:hearts paradise,
Josh:and
Josh:eat
Josh:only
Josh:coconuts.
Josh:So,
Josh:you
Josh:know, he
Josh:might've just
Josh:been
Josh:gay, which
Josh:is
Josh:fine.
Josh:He just
Josh:might've been, I
Josh:cannot, you know,
Josh:that or he, yeah, I don't know.
Josh:Maybe he just hated
Josh:women.
Josh:I
Josh:have
Josh:no
Josh:idea.
Josh:He
Josh:was
Josh:either
Josh:misogynist or
Josh:gay.
Josh:I don't,
Josh:I don't know,
Josh:back in
Josh:the day,
John:yeah,
Josh:other
Josh:August.
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:that's
Josh:the
Josh:woman's name
Josh:too.
Josh:Her name is,
Josh:also guess
John:good stuff.
Josh:a goose.
John:Very nice.
Josh:so
Josh:he also forced
Josh:them
Josh:to pray to the sun.
Josh:Inglehart felt that if people devoted themselves to doing
Josh:so, they would be
Josh:spared from sickness and
Josh:disease.
Josh:his efforts
Josh:won international attention
Josh:and covered by an article in the New York times in
Josh:1905,
Josh:He
Josh:planned to
Josh:have a
Josh:sect or the sun, the New York times reported.
Josh:he held that man
Josh:was
Josh:a tropical animal, not intended to live in caves called houses, but to wander
Josh:as
Josh:Adam did with the sun beating
Josh:upon him
Josh:all
Josh:day
Josh:and the dues
Josh:of heavens for
Josh:a mantle
Josh:at night, Living such a
Josh:life, he believed that healing
Josh:and curative
Josh:powers of the sunlight would in time render
Josh:a man.
Josh:So immune to
Josh:sickness
Josh:that sickness
Josh:could be overcome,
Josh:end quote.
John:didn't they say that shit about?
John:COVID like, if
John:you
John:stay outside,
John:you feel
Josh:That's
Josh:what Joe
Josh:Rogan said.
John:there you
John:go.
Josh:and maybe I'll do
Josh:that called someday.
John:you
Josh:I wonder
Josh:if I have
Josh:Joe
Josh:Rogan
Josh:fans listening
Josh:to
Josh:me.
Josh:If
Josh:you listen
Josh:to Joe Rogan,
Josh:let me
Josh:know.
John:because I want to make fun
John:of you.
Josh:I mean, no, Hey,
Josh:like,
Josh:he is
Josh:like
Josh:the most
Josh:popular
Josh:podcast
Josh:or so like,
Josh:there
Josh:are a lot of people that listen to them,
Josh:but
Josh:I
Josh:just want to know,
Josh:you
Josh:know,
Josh:get
Josh:some quotes so I can use it for my Joe Rogan
Josh:cult episode,
Josh:the Brogan cult.
Josh:And
Josh:we'll call it.
Josh:so August considered coconuts, the finest things
Josh:since sliced
Josh:bread, Which
Josh:might've been
Josh:just invented
Josh:back then.
Josh:According
Josh:to how stuff works.
Josh:The bread
Josh:used in
Josh:Catholic communions is considered to become the body of Christ through a process known as transubstantiation.
Josh:there's a
Josh:lot of
Josh:teas
Josh:in
Josh:there.
Josh:We know what that?
John:that
John:bread hits though.
Patrick:That
John:the
John:bread tastes
John:good.
John:yet.
John:The
John:Bread tastes good.
Josh:Oh, God.
Patrick:into church after a night of drinking
Josh:you're
Josh:like,
Josh:I
Josh:need those
Josh:carbs.
Video:No, no.
Video:You're parched.
Video:Yo,
Patrick:actually get stuck to the
Patrick:roof
Patrick:of your mouth.
Patrick:Let
Patrick:me get some wine, please.
Josh:I've
Josh:never
Josh:tried it.
Josh:What does it taste like?
Josh:Is it just
Josh:like
Josh:cracker
Josh:or
Josh:is
Josh:it
John:It's like a
John:thin
John:crack.
John:like a It's like,
Patrick:want it.
Josh:a Creek.
Josh:It's a
Josh:crepe.
Patrick:holy shit.
Patrick:It's kind of like,
Patrick:a crepe.
Patrick:It
John:Yeah.
John:it's
John:pretty.
Patrick:like
Patrick:a dried out.
Patrick:crape.
John:Yeah.
John:I Like
John:consistency
John:of a crepe.
Josh:You're
Josh:like,
Josh:please father, put
Josh:some syrup
Josh:on
Josh:that bitch.
Video:That's
John:pretty
John:much,
Patrick:the wine is for.
John:Yeah.
Josh:Oh,
Josh:true.
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:Washes it down.
John:The body of Christ is
John:busing, baby.
John:Let's go.
Patrick:Hey that era before.
Patrick:COVID you imagine that we, the whole church chaired that one cup.
John:Yeah.
Josh:fuck.
Josh:Really?
John:I'm
John:surprised.
John:No one came back and were
John:like, I'm surprised No one had siblings and shit back.
Josh:They
Josh:probably
Josh:did
Josh:spread that
Josh:way.
Josh:People ton
Josh:of People
Josh:had syphilis.
Josh:I don't know if
Josh:you
Josh:knew this.
Josh:That's
Josh:why they wore
Josh:those
Josh:fucking
Josh:white
Patrick:Yeah, the whole
Patrick:church heard That one code, bro.
Patrick:That's fucking insane.
Josh:and
John:mean, he just did a
John:little
John:wipe.
John:Yeah, yeah.
John:with a little altar boy, just like wiping
John:it a
John:little bit down.
Video:Mix.
Josh:Next.
Josh:It
Josh:doesn't
Josh:even
Josh:change
Josh:the cloth.
Josh:It's
Patrick:No, it was the same one from last week
John:Yeah,
Josh:We
Josh:were wild
Josh:and out
Josh:before COVID
Josh:Jesus.
Patrick:saying,
Patrick:Oh,
Josh:oh God.
Josh:Oh, well.
Josh:so
Josh:similarly to, uh,
Josh:the,
Josh:the cry
Josh:or wafers
Josh:that, uh,
Josh:the communion
Josh:wafers.
Josh:That's
Josh:what
Josh:they're called,
Josh:uh,
Josh:the crepes,
Josh:the communion
John:Jesus,
John:cripes.
Josh:So Jesus
Josh:Christ.
Josh:So
Josh:Inglehart
Josh:thought coconuts possess,
Josh:Christ's flesh through a process
Josh:known
Josh:as tropical Tran subs.
Josh:Tentation
Josh:according
Josh:to
Josh:Atlas.
Josh:Obscura.
Patrick:just put tropical in front of it.
Patrick:Like, Yeah.
Josh:He just
Patrick:this is what I was going to work.
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:if
Josh:I ever get canceled,
Josh:I'm
Josh:going
Josh:to
Josh:be like tropical.
Josh:Let's start a
Josh:cult.
Josh:That'll be my
Josh:rebrand.
Josh:They'll
Video:new podcast.
Josh:they'll never
Josh:know.
Josh:Uh,
John:boy.
Josh:Joe God,
Josh:First episode
Josh:canceled again.
Josh:Triple tropical.
Josh:Oh Engelhard considered God and coconut analogs for the
Josh:Christian.
Josh:Holy Trinity's
Josh:father and son.
Josh:Unfortunately his
Josh:dedication turned
Josh:him into a ghost.
Josh:Because
Josh:he died
Patrick:And the name, and the name of the coconut
Josh:in
Josh:the new,
Josh:according
Josh:to
Josh:NVR from 1902
Josh:until
Josh:1919, his
Josh:meals consisted mainly
Josh:of coconuts.
Josh:Well, is all Jesus' diet seemed
Josh:like
Josh:a soul food.
Josh:It
Josh:damaged
Josh:his body and
Josh:blood.
Patrick:Hi.
John:oh my God.
Josh:yeah.
Josh:Um,
Patrick:Oh,
Josh:so,
Patrick:Hey, not enough sun, huh?
Josh:not,
Josh:not enough to maybe
Josh:too
Josh:much.
John:you already know, this fool is pruny as
John:fuck,
John:bro.
John:Like, like
John:leather tan
John:skin
John:looking.
Patrick:Oh yeah.
Patrick:With hella spots.
John:yeah, dude.
Josh:But do
Josh:you know who won't force you to eat coconuts
Josh:until
Josh:you die?
Patrick:Huh?
John:Joe Rogan.
Josh:No,
Josh:he will.
Josh:He
Josh:will
Josh:definitely.
John:ask
John:you, right you, right?
Josh:horse
Josh:based.
Josh:He's the horse
Josh:pace guy.
Patrick:What's HeartSpace
Josh:It's
Josh:ivermectin, isn't it?
John:Yeah.
Patrick:Oh, I don't know.
John:That's what it
John:is.
Josh:What'd
Josh:you call
Josh:it
Josh:before John?
Josh:You
Josh:called it horse.
Josh:horse
Josh:tranquilizer
Video:Oh,
Patrick:is the academy.
John:much.
John:You're revealing a
John:lot about
John:your
Patrick:I know.
Patrick:I've I've heard.
Patrick:I've heard.
Patrick:I've
Patrick:heard.
John:your roll.
Josh:I've T I've
Josh:tried.
Josh:I've
Patrick:So I've been told.
Josh:Uh, I
Josh:try it
Josh:every
Josh:day
Josh:at
Josh:breakfast.
Josh:It's the
Patrick:especially the,
Patrick:yeah,
Patrick:bro.
Patrick:It has, fiber has hella
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:fiber
Josh:from
Josh:a needle
Josh:and
Josh:it's,
Josh:it's good
Josh:for
Josh:you,
John:the
John:tropical special
John:K
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:well,
Josh:my
Josh:ad, my
Josh:sponsors will not
Josh:force you to take ketamine or
Josh:eat coconuts unless they're a coconut company.
Josh:I don't know if those exist, but, uh,
Josh:here are some ads
Josh:so in
Josh:his collection of writings or written work title, a carefree
Josh:future,
Josh:the new
Josh:gospel, August
Josh:had written
Josh:down
Josh:his entire religion.
Josh:The book
Josh:was filled
Josh:with
Josh:dedicated
Josh:poetry
Josh:and
Josh:love messages.
Josh:Some of the
Josh:poems are
Josh:genuinely,
Josh:I was
Josh:standing
Josh:from the artistic
Josh:sense he was referred to as a
Josh:good
Josh:orator.
Josh:Here is an extract
Josh:of
Josh:the poem titled
Josh:mother coconut
Josh:by
Josh:a Inglehart
Josh:quote, coconut Nobel princess, and benevolent
Josh:mother of.
Josh:likeness
Josh:of
Josh:God,
Josh:you
Josh:are, and divine
Josh:and
Josh:shape a plant
Josh:and quote,
Patrick:That's
Patrick:beautiful
Josh:that's beautiful I John's tearing
Josh:up.
John:I didn't
John:feel
John:shit,
Josh:I've
Josh:never
Josh:heard
Josh:someone talk
Josh:so,
Josh:so
Josh:nicely, but
Josh:a coconut.
John:Uh, know.
Josh:so he
Josh:was said to possess
Josh:oratory powers with radical
Josh:ideas.
Josh:this could be another attribute
Josh:that
Josh:drove his
Josh:followers into the movement.
Josh:like most call leaders.
Josh:I mean, it's it's
Josh:implied any
Josh:call here is usually a good speaker.
Josh:though
Josh:he might've possessed somewhat good leadership qualities.
Josh:He lacked the trust, a
Josh:leader needed
Josh:in his
Josh:members or
Josh:subjects.
Josh:He
Josh:demonstrated this in how he left his members
Josh:to die
Josh:of malaria.
John:Oh
Josh:yeah.
Josh:this
Josh:is
Josh:what a woken many
Josh:good leaders
Josh:to
Josh:review
Josh:other
Josh:options,
Josh:rather
Josh:than an only coconut diet to give
Josh:his members
Josh:a
Josh:better immune system.
Josh:He
Josh:never
Josh:thought he, that, that
Josh:his belief
Josh:had any faults.
Josh:though,
Josh:if
Josh:there was
Josh:a
Josh:problem, he blamed the members
Josh:that
Josh:were the victims in the case of those who died from malaria, he believed that brought such misfortune
Josh:upon themselves because they ate other
Josh:fruits.
Josh:Aside from the coconut.
Josh:he,
Josh:however, also died
Josh:from malnutrition and
Josh:very unhealthy weight.
Josh:Would
Josh:you not just get sick
Josh:of
Josh:coconuts?
Josh:Like
Josh:eating
Josh:it
Josh:every
Patrick:sure.
Patrick:Yeah.
Josh:You
Josh:there's no way you
Josh:can get your calorie
Patrick:yeah.
Patrick:How
Patrick:much, how much coconut can you eat in one sitting though?
Josh:That's
Josh:what I mean,
Josh:like.
Josh:it's
Josh:like
Josh:the, um,
Josh:and I I've
Josh:done
Josh:this before,
Josh:so I know,
Josh:but like
Josh:the
Josh:people who meal prep,
Josh:the
Josh:same meals,
Josh:Fuck
Josh:by
Josh:the
Josh:now
Josh:I'm
Josh:just so sick of
Josh:it.
Josh:I'm like,
Josh:what
Josh:the fuck?
Josh:Chicken
Josh:and rice is just
Josh:not
Josh:cutting
Josh:it
Josh:for me.
Patrick:Yeah, I've done it I did it for like a month chicken, rice and vegetables.
Patrick:It was,
Patrick:It was so bad.
Patrick:It just made you It made you crave other stuff, even more.
Patrick:you
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:So, So,
Josh:we all
Josh:lived the
Josh:same college
Josh:university lifestyle.
John:Yeah.
John:I was just like,
John:man,
John:fuck.
John:I'm going to
John:be fight
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:You're like,
John:harder to
John:get
John:kidnapped
Josh:Harder to kidnapped
Josh:Jesus.
Patrick:freshmen 30.
Josh:John's
Josh:walking
Josh:to
Josh:school
Patrick:Well, no nine.
Josh:20
John:bro.
Josh:he's, 23.
Josh:Worried
Josh:about
Josh:getting kidnapped.
John:Oh fuck
John:it.
John:I'm a
John:soul as a fucking fifth graders.
John:So yes, I am scared to get
John:kidnapped.
Josh:do
Josh:have
Josh:a young
Josh:looking face,
Josh:so
John:Thank you.
Josh:yeah.
Josh:Oh
John:I missed all
John:as a
John:fifth grader and not
John:as smart as
Video:every,
Patrick:every time a kidnapping bag passes by John's running.
John:shit.
John:Oh, bank bus,
John:bank,
John:Let's get the fuck out of here.
Josh:I
Josh:don't need the
Josh:candy.
Josh:I don't
Josh:need
Josh:the candy.
Josh:I
Josh:don't need the kidney.
John:It
John:was a taco
John:man
John:up.
John:Fucks me up.
John:like shit.
John:Let me go in that bitch
Josh:Is
Josh:there really
Josh:tacos
Josh:in there?
Video:Oh,
Patrick:shit.
John:a
Josh:It just
Josh:Smells
Josh:like blood
Josh:and tears back
Josh:there.
John:right?
Video:Oh
Video:fuck
Josh:you
Josh:guys always get
Josh:me off
Josh:topic.
Josh:I
Josh:don't know.
John:That's the point?
John:Yeah.
John:that's that's on you for inviting us.
John:It's not like you're at a
John:problem.
Josh:That's
Josh:fair
Josh:enough.
Josh:You know,
Josh:although our
Josh:episodes
Josh:were very highly
Josh:downloaded.
Josh:so.
Josh:Mike, because
Josh:it was
Josh:titled
Josh:the
Josh:Nazis.
Josh:But,
Josh:so, uh, he
Josh:was also
Josh:a very
Josh:rigid in his leadership, leaving no
Josh:space for opinions
Josh:of the
Josh:members,
Josh:which
Josh:does not
Josh:depict good
Josh:leadership
Josh:where the members, had contrary opinions.
Josh:He
Josh:turned his back
Josh:on
Josh:them also for someone who trained to
Josh:become a pharmacy
Josh:assistant, he could have done better researching the
Josh:nutritional benefits
Josh:of coconut
Josh:fruit
Josh:before
Josh:launching
Josh:a cult,
Josh:which
Josh:I don't know how
Josh:much
Josh:like
Josh:dietary
Josh:information they had
Josh:back then, you know,
Josh:like I
Josh:have
Josh:no
Josh:idea.
Josh:It was a hundred years
Josh:ago.
Josh:They
Josh:might
Josh:not
Patrick:Yeah, they, don't not on
Patrick:the menu.
Patrick:They don't have the calories.
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:It's
Josh:definitely not.
Josh:They're
Josh:just introducing
Josh:that now.
Patrick:Exactly.
Josh:his
Josh:story, however,
Josh:showed that co the coconut
Josh:was not a self-sufficient
Josh:fruit and
Josh:could not provide
Josh:everything for the
Josh:human body to survive.
Josh:He
Josh:lived for 17
Josh:years from 1902 till 19, 19
Josh:as the cult leader,
Josh:but did not live a
Josh:healthy lifestyle.
Josh:His
Josh:religion was part
Josh:of a
Josh:greater shift away from the excesses of the
Josh:early 20th century,
Josh:lake pre veganism,
Josh:but without the tofu,
Josh:which at
Josh:least
Josh:tofu gives
Josh:you
Josh:like
Josh:some benefits and they, and vegans
Josh:usually
Josh:eat it
Josh:with other things like
Josh:are
Josh:vegetarians,
Josh:you
Josh:know?
Josh:So
Josh:they're
Josh:getting
Josh:other,
Patrick:tough was vegan, right?
Patrick:Yeah.
Patrick:Tough.
Patrick:Tough
Josh:Yeah.
Patrick:Yeah.
Patrick:Okay.
Josh:vegan, But I was just
Josh:saying vegetarians also
Josh:eat tofu.
Josh:Um,
Josh:it's pretty
Josh:good.
Josh:And it's not
Josh:bad
Josh:if you
Josh:put it
Josh:in
Josh:stuff
Josh:with the right.
Josh:right.
John:Put the
John:worst things in there that defeats the
John:purpose.
Josh:Well, that's
Josh:fair.
Josh:I guess.
John:MSG.
John:What
Patrick:yeah, I was going to say
Patrick:We have a dish that's like fried tofu, boat drenched
Patrick:in soy sauce and vinegar and oh, I'm mixed with pork fat.
Josh:Oh God.
John:Pork fat.
John:Yeah.
John:So.
John:it's like, that'd be
John:super
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:Just, just eat the pork
Josh:at
Josh:that point
Josh:or a
Josh:Chicken.
Josh:Um,
Video:different
John:texture.
Josh:So unsurprisingly, he
Josh:didn't have
Josh:a very large
Josh:following.
Josh:However, it was believed that what mattered to Inglehart
Josh:was not the size
Josh:of the
Josh:group,
Josh:but
Josh:what you do with
Josh:it,
John:Um,
Josh:the
Josh:numbers
Josh:of
Josh:the order of the sun did not deter
Josh:August
Josh:single
Josh:heart
Josh:from
Josh:being
Josh:the dangerous
Josh:cult leader, he
Josh:was,
Josh:he
Josh:was not a normal guy by
Josh:any
Josh:measure,
Josh:especially not
Josh:the
Josh:metric that coconuts could mend
Josh:anything and cure
Josh:everything.
Josh:He
Josh:was wrong for using
Josh:his sermons to persuade his disciplines, that the
Josh:coconut would
Josh:answer
Josh:everything,
Josh:but that was
Josh:his
Josh:belief, even if
Josh:it was
Josh:barbaric.
Josh:So
Josh:Heinrich, you can a 24 year-old vegetarian captivated with
Josh:angle hearts,
Josh:radical
Josh:lifestyle,
Josh:and
Josh:max let's
Josh:out a former conductor and musician in Berlin's.
Josh:well-regarded louts
Josh:orchestra
Josh:where two
Josh:of
Josh:his converts,
Josh:they were
Josh:both
Josh:well-known persons.
Josh:Yet.
Josh:He
Josh:persuaded them to join his
Josh:cult.
Josh:so
Josh:there's
Josh:two
Josh:names that aren't
Patrick:Hey
Josh:August,
Patrick:up to five.
Josh:I have to find
John:we're expanding everything now.
Josh:uh,
Josh:you can easily embrace
Josh:the sun worshiping coconut Venus,
Josh:but his constitution could not
Josh:endure the dramatic bodily changes.
Josh:He died within weeks because the system was unable to handle the stress
Josh:of adapting,
Josh:to such a lifestyle.
Josh:his
Josh:death
Josh:shocked other
Josh:cult members,
Josh:but It
Josh:did not serve
Josh:as a wake-up
Josh:call
Josh:for them
Josh:to halt
Josh:or
Josh:flee.
Josh:They
Josh:continued to go on
Josh:with their lives.
Josh:So it kind of fucked up.
Josh:This
Josh:guy shows up for two weeks and dies
Josh:on a
Josh:coconut diet,
Josh:which
Josh:is, you
Josh:know, says
Josh:something
Josh:about someone
Josh:who lives 17 years
Josh:Just eating that
Josh:I guess.
Josh:But
Josh:I don't
Josh:know.
Josh:Let's
Josh:go on
Josh:the
Josh:other
Josh:hand was
Josh:well
Josh:liked by the islands ruler, but
Josh:for
Josh:some
Josh:reason
Josh:he
Josh:had brought along
Josh:his music collections, and frequently performed compositions.
Josh:That irritated England.
John:It's the Viola.
Josh:He
Josh:brought
Josh:the Viola
Josh:and he's like,
Josh:nah,
Josh:not This
Josh:This is my
Josh:one,
Josh:my one weakness.
Josh:let's
Josh:say I was
Josh:stuck
Josh:on a mission boat far from shore
Josh:after
Josh:a
Josh:disagreement.
Josh:And because there was no fresh food
Josh:on board,
Josh:he refused to
Josh:eat.
Josh:He was feverish
Josh:beyond
Josh:repair.
Josh:By the time he
Josh:came
Josh:to land
Josh:dying in the scorching heat.
Josh:so basically
Josh:angle,
Josh:heart.
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:He
Josh:sent them
Josh:off because they had a disagreement
Josh:and
Patrick:He said, go
Patrick:back.
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:Basically
Josh:or no, I don't.
Josh:Yeah,
Video:no
Josh:coconuts
Josh:for
Josh:you.
Josh:And
Josh:he's
Josh:like, that's all
Josh:I
Josh:eat.
Josh:Then
Josh:you will not eat.
Patrick:This was
Patrick:your idea.
Josh:don't turn
Josh:this around on
Josh:me.
Josh:Boy,
Josh:take
Josh:your Viola and get
Josh:the
Josh:fuck out of here.
Josh:so other members, other group members, perish
Josh:from other
Josh:causes, including drowning sunstroke
Josh:and malaria
Josh:from which
Josh:many of them sought
Josh:sanctuary,
Josh:Some of
Josh:the cultists
Josh:were
Josh:ironically killed
Josh:after being struck
Josh:by falling coconuts.
John:Definitely
John:Dumbfoundead.
Josh:Well,
Josh:I think that's like,
Josh:it's like
Josh:a bigger
Josh:cause of
Josh:death than you
Josh:would
Josh:think.
Patrick:No, I was just going to say, I think there's like a stat that says you'll die by a coconut before you die by a strike or get struck by lightning or
Patrick:some
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:It's a weird,
Josh:like
Josh:it
Josh:does happen.
Josh:Falling coconuts.
Josh:This is
Josh:in, uh,
Josh:an article
Josh:from 2017
Josh:falling
Josh:coconuts
Josh:kill
Josh:150 people
Josh:worldwide
Josh:each year,
Josh:15
Josh:times the number
Josh:of
Josh:fatalities
Josh:to sharks.
Patrick:Oh, that's what it was.
Patrick:It was
Patrick:sharks.
Patrick:It was sharks.
Patrick:Yeah.
John:Uh, Coquina is more dangerous than
John:a
John:shark.
Josh:if you
Josh:think about it, like
Josh:they're
Josh:heavy.
Video:and like
John:That is, they are
Josh:if it drops from
Josh:like a,
Patrick:I don't know, 30
Josh:20, 20, 30 feet,
Josh:that's
Josh:gonna, that's gonna
Josh:knock
Josh:you out or
Josh:at least
Josh:give you
Josh:a
John:You're right.
Patrick:Pretty
Patrick:nice A little nice though.
Patrick:Shining it on your head
Josh:a
Josh:concussion.
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:So
Josh:it was not a
Josh:particularly successful cult.
Josh:Several
Josh:individuals died
Josh:likely
Josh:because of hunger
Josh:and
Josh:many returned
Josh:home
Josh:to, laminate,
Josh:their life
Josh:choices,
Josh:uh,
Josh:lament
Josh:their life
Josh:choices
Josh:from
Josh:malnutrition laminate.
Josh:And they're like,
Josh:I'm
Josh:done.
Josh:She
Josh:put me
John:Hey son, look at this piece of coconut meat I eliminated
John:for my time
John:and Papa new Guinea.
Josh:the two
Josh:weeks I went
Josh:there on vacation.
John:while I was watching naked men.
Josh:women,
Josh:there's
John:no women just
John:naked
John:men,
Josh:only,
Josh:um,
John:all Adams
Josh:from malnutrition to sunstroke and malaria,
Josh:the
Josh:cult members gradually died
Josh:off.
Josh:those
Josh:who lived ran back to Germany away
Josh:from
Josh:the island
Josh:that
Josh:Inglehart did angle hearts.
Josh:Self-created
Josh:cult was
Josh:located
Josh:while all these happened,
Josh:Inglehart
Josh:continued to be devoted
Josh:and did not allow
Josh:anything
Josh:happening around to deter
Josh:him from
Josh:continuing the
Josh:sect.
Josh:He was later
Josh:left there all by
Josh:himself and the German
Josh:government forbade people from going there,
Josh:due
Josh:to his
Josh:lunacy.
Josh:He
Josh:did not
Josh:care,
Josh:but
Josh:continued
Josh:to blame those
Josh:who died for
Josh:polluting their bodies with impurities,
Josh:from other food sources,
Josh:which
Josh:is, you know, fair like
Josh:sugars
Josh:and shit.
Josh:Like, that's
Josh:not good for
Josh:you,
Josh:but
Patrick:how did this guy live so long?
Video:Not
Josh:pure hatred.
Josh:I
Josh:think
Josh:it was feeling
Patrick:he was eating He was eating something else.
Patrick:You guys
Patrick:all eat only coconut while I eat
John:coconut
John:shrimp
Josh:yeah.
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:coconut
Josh:shrimp.
Patrick:he turned it into the forest Gump.
Josh:I,
Josh:I
Josh:would
Josh:not
Josh:put
Josh:it past them to have eaten some others stuff to stay
Josh:healthy.
Josh:You
Josh:know, that's
Josh:kind of
Josh:what cult
Josh:leaders
Patrick:I was just going to say it's a cult leader
Patrick:thing.
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:his
Josh:location was turned
Josh:into a
Josh:tourist spot
Josh:where people
Josh:came
Josh:to see the
Josh:seq leader,
Josh:some of the
Josh:tourists who
Josh:went out
Josh:of
Josh:their
Josh:way to
Josh:visit the solitary madman took photographs, which showed him as a bearded
Josh:bag of
Josh:bones with
Josh:terrible skin,
Josh:who he
Josh:was,
Josh:uh, macerated.
Josh:And it was
Josh:quite obvious that
Josh:the coconut
Josh:could
Josh:not help
Josh:him.
Video:out.
Josh:He could not refuse healthcare and
Josh:a local doctor
Josh:nursed him back to life
Josh:instead of continuing to be better.
Josh:He ran
Josh:back
Josh:to his island
Josh:to his former
Josh:way of life.
Josh:He
Josh:continued
Josh:to live
Josh:with
Josh:this
Josh:system
Josh:until
Josh:he
Josh:could not
Josh:take any more,
Josh:bouts of malnutrition.
Josh:And
Josh:so he died
Josh:in
Josh:19, 19 at
Josh:the
Josh:age
Josh:of
Josh:44.
Josh:very
Josh:young.
Video:you
John:consider
John:considering you ain't coconuts for like,
John:jeez.
Josh:Yeah,
Josh:pretty good.
Josh:Pretty
Josh:good.
Josh:The coconut
Josh:religion does not stand out in the category of unorthodox religions.
Josh:and
Josh:although during its time, it may have managed to attract some relatively
Josh:high profile
Josh:figures.
Josh:it
Josh:ranks lower than some
Josh:of the fringe calls
Josh:the
Josh:world has
Josh:seen.
Josh:Over the years,
Josh:the sect
Josh:has washed away
Josh:from the people's
Josh:memories
Josh:and the younger generations do not even know what
Josh:it was
Josh:like
Josh:in its heyday.
Josh:There
Josh:were also
Josh:largely unaware of the purpose.
Josh:It served
Josh:up until just a few years
Josh:ago.
Josh:All that can
Josh:be said
Josh:to
Josh:be
Josh:left of the religion
Josh:is an old woman who still tends
Josh:to religious
Josh:and
Josh:shrine,
Josh:but
Josh:even
Josh:she
Josh:isn't as
Josh:devout
Josh:when asked, she admitted that she sprinkled salt chili or
Josh:pepper
Josh:on her
Josh:coconut
Josh:meals,
Josh:the pure coconut has become
Josh:unpalatable.
Josh:And that
Josh:is
Josh:the coconut
Josh:cult.
John:Damn
Video:wait.
Patrick:So the shrine is still there.
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:They
Josh:have a
Josh:shrine still on the island,
Josh:um, that, uh, it it's
Josh:like a
Josh:tourist destination now.
Josh:so
Josh:it is tended, by this
Josh:woman who
Josh:kind of believes
Josh:the
Josh:religion, I
Josh:guess,
Josh:but
Josh:obviously not not, not
Josh:as
Josh:fully
Josh:as, uh, as
Josh:August.
Video:did
John:man.
John:I wonder if their coconut their
John:hits different,
Josh:maybe,
Josh:maybe we
Josh:should
Josh:go,
Josh:that'll be
Josh:our
Josh:next
Josh:trip.
Josh:After we
Josh:go
Josh:to the John Froome islands and then two, are we going to
Josh:Nazi
Josh:Germany where
Josh:Nazis
Josh:were
Video:we'll
Josh:do a
Josh:tour.
Josh:We'll visit
Josh:all the
Josh:August.
John:Well, I mean,
John:well, they
John:make it back alive.
Josh:Will I,
John:we we we also got to go to
John:the
John:volcano.
Video:Oh yeah.
Josh:That's
Josh:yeah,
Josh:the John
Josh:Freund volcano.
Josh:That's what it was.
John:there you go.
John:There it is.
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:I
Josh:forgot about
John:I, If I don't if I don't jump
John:in there,
John:because they'll probably think I'm the Messiah,
Josh:manscape
Josh:better sponsor us.
Josh:We're
Josh:going
Josh:to have
Josh:to do all these
Josh:trips.
Josh:Jesus.
John:right.
Josh:All
Josh:right.
Josh:Well that is the coconut
Josh:called.
Josh:we're not
Josh:done yet though.
Josh:It's time
Josh:for
Josh:a cult
Josh:critique.
Josh:Your
Josh:favorite
Josh:part of the show where we rate the cult
Josh:that we just talked
Josh:about.
Josh:You
Josh:can
Josh:give
Josh:it
Josh:a rating
Josh:out
Josh:of
Josh:five stars, one
Josh:to five, whatever.
Josh:One being good,
Josh:One
Josh:being bad,
Josh:whatever
Josh:you
Josh:feel
Josh:like.
Josh:John,
Josh:what would you
Josh:rank?
Josh:the coconut.
Josh:cult.
John:I would give
John:it
John:three coconuts
John:and a banana
Josh:Okay.
John:a rating,
John:just because
John:I think the underlying message that it might be too,
John:you
John:know,
John:open-ended but
John:I, you know, I, was listening to a few shows, mentioning that there's going to be like limited resources in the world in a few
John:Well, people
John:overeating like over
John:uh, fishing and all that.
John:We're going to run out of all those basic things.
John:Like, I probably could never be a vegan in my life
John:ever.
John:It's so difficult because I do enjoy eating a lot of other stuff, but
John:I think
John:I think their head was at the right place.
John:Like maybe not
John:try to
John:eat less of
John:everything
John:and just
John:try
John:to
John:limit the resources
John:that we're using up.
John:But
John:yeah,
John:three
John:coconuts and a banana.
Josh:That's a good point.
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:I mean,
Josh:it's definitely
Josh:the extreme.
Josh:You don't want to go to there's some
Josh:where there's a
Josh:healthy middle,
Josh:you know,
Josh:eat,
Josh:eat good
Josh:and
Josh:eat
Josh:a
Josh:little bad.
Josh:you
Josh:live
Josh:a healthy
Josh:lifestyle, but, uh, that's a
Josh:good
Josh:point.
Josh:What
Josh:about
Josh:you,
Josh:Patrick?
Josh:What would you rate the coconut cult?
Patrick:He's Getting a one coconut for me, man.
Patrick:It's
Patrick:not enough numbers.
Patrick:It's probably just.
Patrick:them two
Patrick:There bro.
Patrick:They're all listening Nothing for other people
Josh:that's true.
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:he was just,
Josh:he
Josh:just
Josh:made coconut
Josh:people.
Josh:He's like,
John:From Hungary.
Josh:They look like people.
Patrick:Exactly.
Josh:I must eat them.
Video:does look like heads.
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:That's what
Josh:he's saying.
Patrick:August.
Patrick:We're
Patrick:up to 20
Josh:there's
Josh:20 people
Josh:that one's
Josh:dead,
Josh:It's just a
Josh:coconut That's
Josh:fallen over,
Patrick:over.
Patrick:Oh man.
Josh:are arguing, arguing
Josh:with
Josh:the musician
Josh:guy,
Josh:sends
Josh:them
Josh:on a ship,
Patrick:you know, other
Patrick:music, it irritated him because he couldn't hear.
Patrick:it,
Josh:Yeah,
Josh:Oh
Josh:shit.
Patrick:there were,
Patrick:you know, there were a cuckoo for coconuts.
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:They were cuckoo for
Josh:coconuts.
Josh:You
Josh:are
Josh:correct.
Josh:He's back.
John:Yes.
John:He's more
John:prepared here than he was in our own show.
Patrick:that one's off the dome.
Patrick:All
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:Patrick,
Josh:Patrick Patrick loves
Josh:my
Josh:show.
Josh:Okay.
Josh:He
Josh:loves
Josh:this.
Josh:He's
Josh:been
Josh:on
Josh:this
Josh:show more
Josh:than he has the
Josh:Dumbfoundead in
Josh:the
Josh:past
Josh:six
Josh:months.
John:It's a
John:fact.
Patrick:True.
Josh:I'm also
Josh:going
Josh:to
Josh:give it two
Josh:star or two
Josh:coconuts.
Josh:No
Josh:bananas.
Josh:Cause we
Josh:don't,
Josh:we
Josh:don't
Josh:fuck with bananas
Josh:around
Josh:here.
Josh:Um,
Josh:yeah,
Josh:I
Josh:think it
Josh:was a,
Josh:it's an interesting
Josh:cult.
Josh:It's a fun one to talk about, but
Josh:there isn't really
Josh:much
Patrick:there wasn't harm, I guess.
Josh:yeah,
Josh:was some harm.
Patrick:Oh, I guess.
Patrick:Yeah, there was harm,
Josh:it
Josh:was,
Josh:it
Josh:was
Josh:self-inflicted
Josh:to
Josh:the
Josh:point
Josh:where it
Josh:is.
Video:like.
Josh:People
Josh:could
Josh:leave.
Josh:Like he
Josh:wasn't keeping
Josh:people
Josh:there
Josh:and
Josh:he was
Josh:okay
Josh:when they left.
Josh:Um,
Josh:but when
Josh:you
Josh:were
Josh:there, you had to adhere
Josh:to his
Josh:rules.
Josh:which yeah,
John:We'll be
Josh:rules.
Josh:Oh yeah.
Josh:Don't don't
Josh:play music
Josh:don't
Josh:oh,
Josh:no.
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:Don't get
Josh:married.
Josh:You can't
Josh:be married.
Josh:Uh, no
Josh:women.
Josh:He just
Josh:he just kept
Josh:going
Josh:with the rules.
Josh:There's
Josh:a lot
Josh:of rules
Patrick:Started out
Josh:with.
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:Just like,
Josh:just
Josh:like the
Josh:Bible
Josh:10 commandments.
Josh:That's
Josh:it.
Josh:Oh,
Josh:wait,
Patrick:up.
Josh:you can't
Josh:be
Josh:gay.
Josh:shit.
John:Yeah, You
John:can't do this.
John:Can't do
Josh:Well,
Patrick:Oh shit.
John:It's like what had happened was what we meant by that
John:is
Josh:there was a, there's a
Josh:translation
Josh:error and
Josh:you
Josh:can
Josh:actually be gay now.
Josh:Yeah.
Patrick:That's funny.
Josh:Thanks
Josh:Mr.
Josh:Pope.
Patrick:Yeah, these commandments were written.
Patrick:Oh no Fucking thousands.
Patrick:of years ago.
Josh:Yeah.
Josh:Yeah,
Josh:but
John:it's like we
Josh:only 4,000 years old.
Josh:All
Josh:right
Josh:Before we put ourselves in more hot
Josh:water.
Josh:All
Josh:right.
Josh:So
Josh:the
Josh:Dumbfoundead
Josh:is back,
Josh:as we
Josh:have said, super
Josh:exciting.
Josh:You guys,
Josh:I believe your episode
Josh:will
Josh:be out by
Josh:the time this
Josh:one
Josh:comes
Josh:out.
Josh:Right.
John:Comes out
John:January
John:10th.
Josh:it
Josh:will
Josh:be out
Josh:by the time this episode
Josh:is
Josh:out.
Josh:So, please
Josh:tell Fred about the
Josh:show, even though
Josh:I'm pretty sure longtime listeners
Josh:know
Josh:who
Josh:you guys are, but just, you
Josh:know, refresher,
Josh:get them, get them
Josh:back into
Josh:the show,
Josh:get
Josh:them excited
Josh:about it.
Josh:Sell,
Josh:sell the Dumbfoundead for my
Josh:listeners.
John:Not
John:it.
Patrick:Nah, I did it last time.
Patrick:It's your turn, bro?
John:No, no,
John:no,
John:no,
John:no.
John:no,
John:You got it.
John:You got
Patrick:motherfucker.
John:I'm
John:always
John:on.
John:All
John:right.
John:So
John:they know
John:about that shit.
Josh:That's
Josh:fair.
Josh:Yeah.
Patrick:Well, if you guys enjoy puns and want to hear more of me and John, although the first episode back.
Patrick:Right.
Patrick:Very little puns,
Josh:Probably
Josh:a
Josh:ton
Josh:of Dick
Josh:jokes though.
Patrick:a lot of
John:Oh, there will be.
John:Yes.
Patrick:of improv, but we usually have a lot of puns and you like hearing about dumb ways people die.
Patrick:I like to laugh at their misfortune.
Patrick:Come
Patrick:check us out at the Dumbfoundead pod.
Josh:Nice.
Josh:That was
Josh:pretty
Josh:good.
Josh:That
Josh:was
Josh:concise.
Josh:I liked that.
Josh:I'm personally excited to have you guys back.
Josh:I know it is only monthly right now, but, uh,
Josh:I'm excited
Josh:to
Josh:hear
Josh:you guys
Josh:back
Josh:and
Josh:talking about
Josh:dumb
Josh:ways.
Josh:People died much
Josh:like
Josh:killing
Josh:yourself by just
Josh:eating coconuts.
Josh:That
Josh:should be an episode.
Josh:We'll
Josh:do a
Josh:crossover.
Patrick:There you go.
Josh:Um, that's
Josh:awesome.
Josh:Super excited.
Josh:Definitely go check them out.
Josh:Their episode is out right now, Spotify, apple
Josh:podcasts,
Josh:wherever you listen.
Josh:podcasts, go look up the dumb found dead.
Josh:And before
Josh:we go, if
Josh:you
Josh:enjoyed this episode, please give us a
Josh:five-star
Josh:rating on
Josh:apple
Josh:podcasts, Spotify, good
Josh:pods,
Josh:pod
Josh:chaser,
Josh:and
Josh:anywhere else
Josh:you can give ratings.
Josh:I don't know if there's anywhere else, but definitely do so.
Josh:if
Josh:you really love this
Josh:episode and want to hear episodes a week
Josh:early,
Josh:because after this I'm
Josh:going
Josh:back to bi-weekly,
Josh:it
Josh:was just to kick off the year.
Josh:I gave you guys
Josh:three episodes
Josh:in
Josh:three weeks,
Josh:but, uh, my lifestyle
Josh:does not allow me
Josh:to do that
Josh:much research
Josh:or
Josh:write that many
Josh:scripts.
Josh:So, we're
Josh:going
Josh:to
Josh:go
Josh:back to,
Josh:uh
Josh:bi-weekly
Josh:but
Josh:if you want
Josh:to
Josh:hear
Josh:the episodes
Josh:a
Josh:week early,
Josh:you can
Josh:go to our patrion.com/cultivate podcast
Josh:network
Josh:and, support
Josh:all the shows
Josh:within the network,
Josh:as
Josh:well as
Josh:this one to get awesome.
Josh:Ad-free content and
Josh:co has,
Josh:like I
Josh:said,
Josh:episodes
Josh:a week early
Josh:from this
Josh:show.
Josh:the
Josh:Dumbfoundead I believe,
Josh:read
Josh:it on
Josh:a Wiki as well
Josh:as some of our other
Josh:shows
Josh:and bonus
Josh:content that we do
Josh:for
Josh:on Wiki.
Josh:more
Josh:than just
Josh:once a month.
Josh:I dunno how many we
Josh:do a lot
Josh:of bonus
Josh:content.
Josh:I
Josh:can't keep
Josh:track of it
Josh:all.
Josh:So,
Josh:uh, once again, go to
Josh:patrion.com/cultivate podcast
Josh:network, or use
Josh:the
Josh:link
Josh:in the show
Josh:notes
Josh:to get access
Josh:to
Josh:all of
Josh:that.
Josh:if there's nothing
Josh:else, boys, that is it.
Josh:Thank
Josh:you very much
Josh:for coming on.
Josh:for the third
Josh:time, fourth time,
Josh:I guess
Josh:it could be that a part
Josh:two
Josh:with the Nazis.
Patrick:Yup.
Josh:so thank you very
Josh:much, and we'll definitely
Josh:have you guys on again,
Josh:and thank
Josh:you, Fred,
Josh:for listening.
Josh:We
Josh:will
Josh:see you on the
Josh:next episode.
Video:You
Video:can
John:coconuts.
Josh:going
Patrick:Not just coconuts
Josh:No, No,
John:coconuts and watch naked people.
Josh:eat bananas too.
John:and
John:go
John:to
John:communion
John:and eat Jesus' his body?
Josh:Eat
Josh:the crepes,
Video:the crazy the
John:to eat the Jesus crepes.